Biographical Information


8/1/1995
Born of mixed breeds. Half Great Dane, Half Rottweiller.
9/15/1995
Adopted from the Dumb Friends League.
9/10/1995
Learned to crap outside.
12/1/1995
Hit 100 Pounds.
4/1/1996
Built Fortress of Solitude for deep introspection.
9/11/1996
Completed a ten foot ass-skid.
10/2/1996
Graduated from Dog Obedience at the top of his class with a score of 155 out of 160.
10/24/1996
Got his first tattoo.
1/18/1998
Adopted his baby sister.
7/13/1998
Had his left knee operated on.